#but based on Wiki Impulse should be Barry Allen's son
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xysidhequeen · 2 years ago
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You could also spin this with the YJL (The one started by Tim-Robin, Impulse and Superboy.)
Just imagine let's say Technus breached containment and is wreaking havoc and the YJL are sent in. Tim is pulling his hair out because no matter what he does this hacker villain gets around it. He can't hack into any of his tech!
Superboy is trying to punch his way through the problem but more bits and pieces keep coming and was that a toaster that just sucker punched him?? Seriously??
Impulse: Hang on, I think I recognize this. It's totally ghosts.
Robin: YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?!
Impulse: No, I believe in ghosts. It's just 99% of the time they're not real ghosts.
Superboy: What does that even mean??
Impulse: Shush, I need ask my dad for a number.
Robin: This isn't exactly the time for a social call!
Impulse: Quiet! Hey dad, can I have Phantom's number? Uh huh, yeah a ghost. No dad I'm not fucking with the time stream and making a paradox. I'm going to text him like a normal person.
Impulse: Uh huh. Yeah. No. I'm not getting put on time stream clean up duty again! Just give me his number. Okay, yeah thanks. Love you too, see you at dinner. Byyyeee.
Robin & Superboy, hanging on by the smallest threads of sanity: What. The. FUCK.
Impulse: Keep him busy for like another give minutes m'kay? Just gotta-oh! Good, he's up. Alright!
Robin: WHY IS THERE A GLOWING GREEN PORTAL?!
Danny: Sup Impulse!
Danny: OH for the love of the Ancients! TECHNUS GET OUT OF THAT OVEN THIS INSTANT OR ITS TWO WEEKS SOUP TIME!
Queue Robin and Superboy watching in stunned horror as Danny beats the supervillain theyve been fighting for an hour in under a minute. Appliances and computers are raining from the sky like a Best Buy threw up. Impulse is looking particularly smug and proud of himself.
Danny, dragging a crestfallen Technus by his ear: Apologize to these poor heroes you've been tormenting right now!
Technus: I, Technus, Master of Technology, OW! Am very sorry to have troubled you three young men in questionable outfits.
Superboy: Excuse me, what did you say about my clothes?
Impulse: Thanks Phantom.
Danny: Anytime, thanks for texting and not breaking the timeline. I'll see you at dinner?
Impulse: Of course! Mom is making your favorite!
Danny: Heck yes! Let's go Technus. You're going to be stuck getting rid of all the viruses on my parents computers.
Technus: NOOOO I'll take the soup time! Please! THEY KEEP CLICKING THE ADS!
Robin: Robin.exe has crashed.
Impulse: Awesome, so are we done? I have a dinner to get to.
dc x dp prompt: instead of constantine or batman or billy being the one who knows about Ghost Stuff, it's the speedsters, because clockwork is the one who has to deal with all the Time Paperwork their nonsense creates and danny keeps getting sent in about it.
(I had more but honestly I think it's more fun to see the very different directions people go with less specific prompts :) )
!!! Oh this is so sick!!! Maybe the GZ works in parallel with the speedforce? Something of the sort? Either way this is such a neat idea :)
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